7 Reasons Why Big Brother Naija Is Not Good For You
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If you are NOT an ardent fan of the reality TV series, Big Brother Naija, I bring you good news! I have brought a list of things that you will use to #pepperdem! We all know how those who watch Big Brother disturb our timelines with gist, pictures and what went down in the house. Worry no more! After reading article, I am 100% sure that you will use these points to convince them that Big Brother Naija is not good for them. Here we go:
1. Big Brother Naija gives people high blood pressure
For those of you carrying T-boss’s matter on their head like Jumoke’s bread of destiny, you better receive sense before you have high blood pressure on entertainment that will end next week. You see all this “Bisola said this” or “Efe did this” “T.Boss is fake” will not help anybody. You better watch it with involving your heart rate. Na drama you dey watch so! Let me repeat it again, it will give you high blood pressure, o! For some of us who don’t watch the daily show, our blood pressure is safe. All we do is waste MB watching it prayerfully on YouTube. No vexing, no annoyance, no wahala.
2. Big Brother Naija consumes people’s time
You see all that time you spend glued to your T.V with your eyeballs following Marvis’s every dry move, shey you know you can use that time to create one ogbonge invention? Like build a space craft or something? You can also use that time to release a hit track like your senator, Dino Melaye.
3. Big Brother Naija is a Jezebel sent to attack your spiritual life
Common guys, instead of depriving yourself of sleep just to catch Bally and Bisola making out in the dark, use that time to pray or bring down all the enemies that have refused to die since you started casting and binding. Look at this lukewarm Christian o, don’t you know that vigil is better than shower scene? These BBN watchers are not mature Christians, sef!
4. Big Brother Naija is a cankerworm sent to finish your money
Before you say “Is it your money”, let me answer the question myself “No, it is not my money but after you give it to Big Brother, it is not your money either”. I saw the tweet of a man who said he had used 200k to vote for TBoss and people came for his head. One person tweeted “That’s how this uncle thinks he will suck bress because he used 200k to vote for TBoss. Sorry for you”. Listen to me o! BBN is sent from the marine kingdom to chop your money. If you have ears, listen!
5. Big Brother Naija will destroy your friendships
No jokes! Umuaka Facebook decided to insult and block themselves over T-Boss, Bisola and Efe. These are people in South Africa enjoying obodo oyibo NEPA, full current and A.C. The recent argument is that T-Boobs, sorry, T-boss is such a pretender and she is not real like Bisola and Efe. Please, somebody should tell them that one naira will not enter their pockets in addition to the lost friends and new enemies…
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