Saturdays Are For Wedding Parties!

Chief Synner

Saturdays Are For Wedding Parties!

Hey Synners! Today is Saturday and for most Nigerians, it means p-a-r-t-y! Yaaay! Who doesn’t like food? I know I do. I’ll just drop this poem here.

 

Belly ache
Head ache
My stomach is romancing the loo.

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The Egungun is dancing in my head
Continous drumbeats keep me rolling in my bed
My stomach keeps romancing the loo.

Dodo, akara, rice, pomo, fish
Oh! What wonderful and sumptous dish
Poop! My rear serenades the loo

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Cattarh running, helter skelter
The Egungun is still dancing
Stomping, swerving, painful dance steps.

Sore throat
Head ache
My stomach is romancing the loo.

 

Have a great day ahead!

 

 

 

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