Hello Synners! How long have you been waiting for this gist?
Guys, gather round. Today’s own is sweet.
One Lady B out there is asking for the kidney she donated to her boyfriend when he was sick. Boyfriend apparently got the kidney and went ahead to marry somebody else. If you ask me nah who I go ask?
Hahaha! Lastma geh! You better pray nothing happens to your remaining kidney.
I don’t know yet o but it seems a budding romance is steaming up between Olakunle(#Selah #truth is sacred) and Valentine Matthews. Olakunle posted a picture of a never-seen-beauty on Valentine’s day but went ahead to make faces against Valentine’s day in a video. He called himself “Conscience of the people” but the first person to comment in that post comefall everybody hand with “She’s definitely not a feminist lol” comment.
Smh. If you see fine geh, you no go drop your anti-feminism one side? People need to get laid, mbok! But wait o, what happens to Ruth Ewere, Kunle’s favorite fan and Facebook crush of laive?
A series of Big Brother solidarity posts seem to be flooding the internet. Some are saying all BBN watchers are supposed to be crying for Nigeria instead of watching porn. In fact, I have a message from “The Book of Delic”
“If you don’t like sex, nudity, gays on TV (e.g Big Brother, Empire, etc), TURN IT OFF, change channel or read your Bible. Let people go to hell in peace. It’s not like you’re not going too. If we expose you now … Remember nobody is perfect.
Charles Ogbu and Charles Uzor fought on Facebook o! They did a war of words. Mehn…English has dressed and redressed in the back and forth comments. If you ain’t following Sarcastic Witty Charles and Fearless Charles, then you are on a long thing. If you are not a fan of well written English, just avoid thier walls. Dem go use English wound you.
Did you know…
Nkechi Bianze as usual raised eyebrows when she said:
“A man’s virginity is his pride. You lose your virginity as a man, you lose your value and life essence. Keep it for the wifey.”
That was one epic post!
She went ahead to make a post about people liking or not liking a post as well as not commenting on posts and why such things occur. She said I should tell you people that Facebook likes is not food and that you people should chill.
A pastor was accused of sleeping with a Nollywood actress. Pastor Ibiyomie needs to come out and confirm or deny his affair with actress Iyabo Ojo. This is scintillating! Na wa o! These men of God sef! Very soon, someone will say leave men of God alone. Una try! ????
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