African mums are so annoying!
Morning devotion in my parent’s house is a big wahala!
Morning devotion in Osuchukwu household= Judgement hall for all the ‘sins’ the children have committed.
So many Nigerians can relate to this. What’s up with Nigerian moms and trying to turn a time of prayer into something else?
This morning, this is what happened:
Mrs Osuchukwu:FadaLud, give my children the spirit of obedience. I called Onyinye from her room to get me the bottled water beside me but she was watching Vikings and thinking about Ragnar Lothbrok.
In the same breath…
FadaLud, bless all the works of her hands. Answer her prayers so that she won’t have to work again.
Offense two: Father, give her a life…
Onyinye: Mummy, I think I can handle the prayers from here…
P:S: Onyinye is my native name by the way. Who else can relate? Do share!