Things we hear in Lagos on a Saturday morning:
“Hol ya shange o! Conductor no get sense o!
Ogbeni, enter fast fast…
Oga, move this motor…move am fast!
If you get big nyash, no enter this motor o!
CMS, two more yansh, CMS…”
Somebody cannot repent in peace in this state, at all! Urggh!
If you are a Synner from a busy city, tell us some of the weird words you hear every morning!