Dear Side chick/Runsgirl/ Escort/Girl with plenty boyfriends/Mistress
A message was delivered to you guys by Paragon Mesembe.
That ashawo work(and all other variants) is a thankless job to humanity. You need to be professional in your duties to humanity. You need to do that work very well.
As for the Sugar daddies/Playmasters/Magas e.t.c, Pls knack these babes softly. Don’t go too hard even if the girl is screaming go harder. Just do as your power carries you…better still, lay back and let her do all the work…You are the paymaster.
As for the runs girl…I respect your hustle. Nwedobong said “May the jollof rice forever be in their favor”. They know they are considered cheap but they go ahead and put a price on their cheap life by saying “If you no wan pay, then go f#!* yourself!’
Meanwhile, these Ibadan bloggers want to carry last o! Where were they when Aunty Kolo Kemi and Georgina wanted to beat themselves at Bodija? Ha! These people cannot make money! Blogger that cannot carry live fight, is that one blogger?
Another Sweet Gist…
Broda Omojuwa is wailing again…albeit a different kind of wailing. This wailing is peculiar though. He was wailing at a friend of his. A close confidant. ???. Someone he jumps out to help at any given time. Omojuwa wailed that his close confidant betrayed him. He said that Madam Social Ikeji went ahead to talk about his missing manhood on her blog. In my church mind…I come dey wonder why you go dey discuss private matter with a gossip blogger in open atmosphere with other bloggers and expect it not to hit the wires if the gist was indeed explosive and hot? No offense to the missing manhood but that was just implied on the blog. I think you were the one that blew it to epic proportions.
Did you know?
A dude broke up with his girlfriend because she selected car gift over a ring gift. I don’t know what to say o! Recession is not just a word. ?????
One last one…
Talking about chill-less Nigerians: A Nigerian rapper posted a video on him and implied that he is hated by Nigerian bloggers…..Men, the chill was nowhere to be found when Nigerians descended on him. Many asked why he couldn’t afford moisturizers for his lips.
Ouch! Hahahaha! Very sweet backfire sontin!
If your bae has not given you 1.2million naira…abeg, throw him away. 1.2 million is the new benchmark. Don’t ask what happened. I will give you the full gist later.