While you were sleeping, this is what you missed…

Unilag introduced school uniforms

Well, not school uniforms per say. Let’s just say that the press release specified that no student should wear figure hugging or revealing outfits from today. Ha! Unilag students that cannot show her boobs, is that one Unilag geh?

South African Pastors  are at it again…

They have upgraded from grass to rat poison. Pastor “Light” Monyeki gave his members rat poison to drink in his last service. Christian that cannot drink otapiapia, is that one Christian?

The #iStandwithNigeria protest went on without a hitch

Or should we say without a Tuface? Mercy Aigbe showed up for 30 mins and left after taking pictures for Instagram. The march went on to Tinubu’s house but Jagaban was like “Stop jealous! Why the march? Is the dollar rise ya consign?”

What did we miss? Please drop the news in the comment section.