I have come again…

That was how Joy and Temidayo subbed all Igbo men and Facebook did not crash. Igbo men….es dat how you use to do? Not a whimper to fight the honor of your MANHOOD? I no blame you….the Island boys are yet to return the sub they received from Madam Joy since last year. I think the guys might have to employ a famous Facebook baker on a permanent basis to defend their honor…though that baker sef na feminist. Chiluba made her sub for Igbo men but they waka pass the post despite tearing pant for another post of hers. These men sef! Ordinary fight, they cannot fight!

See the Part 2 of my gist, ojare…

Vivien Douglas asked a question “Is it true that virgins don’t have sexual urge?” One oga researcher came to tear pant in the comment section. The researcher bragged about his credentials and how many degrees he has from Oluwole. Synners, chill o. That’s not all. He claimed to be famous (Famous person that I do not know, is that one famous?). He even said they have classical and anatomical virgins!

Classical ko, Beethoven ni.

Check out this Sweet Facebook Part 3 gist…

Our somersaulting Princess a.k.a First Ibiene subbed all fornicators, liars, adulterers, gossips, cheats and murderers. The post has 138 likes and 14 shares as of this post. I hope it is not Nigerians doing all the liking and reactions o! We are all going to this hell together. Talk about liking your own sub. Princess Somersault said having sex equates to being a witch…and that witches have no JOY!

What weed is that one smoking? Somebody should insert something inside her…

…make her body calm down. Some of her fans talk say na husband she dey find. Wetin concern me?

One more for the road…

Rush to Chiluba’s wall…some rabid attackers are insulting her because she ran into Bobrisky and posted  it on Facebook.

Fadalud!

As I type, the comments and the inbox drama still dey hot like akara.

Nigerian homophobes…una try o! #Wehdonesah