Valentine is almost here…
Guys, did you know that a lady’s bra says much more than she can ever say?
Here are some not-so-obvious clues you should observe.
Every lady has ‘two’ bras.
BRA ONE- Daily duty bra, easy to wear and extremely comfortable. To be worn in the house or in the office. Imagine something stable; foam and Lycra, or good ol’ fashioned cotton. These bras could number from one to one hundred (or more).
BRA TWO- ‘The other bra’ TOB or Purpose bra (PB) aka Operation bra (OB). This is a bra worn when a woman has the following in mind:
#Operation get laid
#Operation seduce that seducer.
#Operation let that man know you are available.
#Operation your breast no big but it must big by force by fake.
#Operation I must get breast to wear sleeveless.
#Operation I must wear bra even with nonexistent boobs.
#Operation I just want to feel sexy
Dear bros, it is your duty to be observant. Not all ladies will be vocal enough to spell out the mood for you.
Check her bra or chest area but check with sense. A quick glance and then another. A third look may lead to castration, sha. Is the breast(s?) suddenly bigger? E dey jiggle? Bros na TOB she wear. 99% foam.
Don’t try this at home. If she is underage, please ignore the watermelons on her chest. If you are the CHAIRMAN of the bro or friend zone, no try am. If she says catches you staring, you are on your own.
If she is wearing the serious bra and you make a move, sorry na your name— and your papa name!
P.S: Bras can make the perfect gift for your girl this valentine.
What do you think?