While you were killing your enemies in church yesterday, this is what you missed…

Tuface called off a nationwide strike …

The popular music icon cancelled  a nationwide strike slated to hold today. Dude was like “after much conclusion, I ain’t ready to die”

One word for him: Nobody wan die but e want go heaven.

Charley boy still went sha…

They are still stealing people posts on Facebook o!

The association of plagiarists have called it helping you to “spread” the message. As per bread spread that they are…

The Nigerian president has refused to come back from his vacation.

As usual, the media team gave us the reason why…

Uncle Lie Mohammed: Fellow Nigerians, the airplanes are not working.

Atiku Abubakar: I will send my private jet tomorrow as a concerned citizen.

Femi Adesina: Actually, its not the plane. The President’s tests results are not yet out and you know we don’t have light to put on our email in Nigeria…

Nigerians, sorry inugo?