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Gidi Tattles with Bolaji Yusuf #1

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Gidi Tattles is a zone for pure and undiluted gist. If it is sweet, I am talking about it. Try not to enjoy the amebo too much.

About last week…

Men, I was high on amebo. Let’s start with Oga Lecturer and Tuface. I mean, a Professor was really high on some weird sh*t to attack Tuface on what he does with his own free time. It was really weird coming from a Nigerian Professor in the educational sector. Who does that? A dead sector that needs series of protests to revive it? Mshew!  Some pipu mumurism will not let them be great.

A Facebook post puts it in perfect picture for Dear “literate” professor…Oga, Congo shiner. Prof in-all- away-matches as far as t*to is concerned is judging Emeritus Tuface? Toh!

Second gist…

Abeg, unto my second gist! A book of life was published by Angel Marifat.

If your name was not in that book of blocks(life), do you hands like this ? .

As the Amebo-in-Chief, I was among the  golden ones who could jump from Facebook post to Facebook post. I navigated my way through the subs and  shades that flew in and savored every inch of the delicious mudslinging. Hehe.

I’m sure some of you carried last on this gist. So bros, you didn’t hear about #TheList? What were you doing? You were counting the 3 likes on your post, bah? You didn’t hear about the block, blockee, blocker and blockos?  Oya, slap yourself! Lastma!

As a good Samaritan, let me direct you to the beginning of the gist. Go to Facebook and search for Marissa Lopex.  If you like goan chook mouth, if you get a broken jaw or dem block you, this blog ain’t responsible for your recklessness. Be guided.

This one is the sweetest of them all…

Meanwhile a lifetime(abi, lifeline?) coach has stated that he will start accumulating blocks to build his Mansion. Seems he only has two blocks so far. The oganla of blocks should have enough blocks to earn a mansion at the Caribbeans. 🙂 Oya, guess the person!

E remain one…

A notable warning has been given out by a notable Nigerian feminist. Thou shall not trespass to her inbox because you feel like cautioning her especially on controversial posts. If it is the third leg that is giving you gingah rather than your brain, please receive sense. Please, respect boundaries…so that people like myself won’t get the chance to make mockery of your private positions in the public. But I know the devil that likes using Nigerians won’t let you to rest…una go still slide enter.

As for me, I do popcorn and enjoy the show.

 

In case I missed anything, please drop the gist in the comment section.

 

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